Thursday, July 22, 2004

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| | SHIT part 2!!

This is the second and final part of the "shit series", the content might be a little gross, but is a must read. I thought it was really funny :)

The Frightened Turtle
This kind of shit that pokes its head out and then quickly goes back in .

The Bungee Shit
The kind of shit that just hangs off your a** before it falls into the water.

The Ring of Fire Shit
The kind of shit where you eat really spicy food and your as***le feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter.

The Crippler
The kind of shit where you have to sit on the toilet for sooooo long that your legs go numb from the waist down.

The Big Bobber
The kind of shit that no matter how many times you flush it always floats back to the surface.

The Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
The kind of shit that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.

The Incredible Hulk Shit
The king of shit that sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously expands to twice it's normal size.

The Jack the Ripper Shit
The kind of shit that yanks out the hair of your a** as it pushes its way out.

The Party Pooper
The giant shit you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.

The Toxic Gas Shit
The kind of shit that makes you pass out and fall off the toilet before you finish, and then you wake up in some strange South American town.

Dirty Bowl Shit
The kind of shit that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.

The Windy City Shit
When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a shit. (hehehehe...this one was kuch bhee)

Oh Shit ! Shit
You shit so much and wipe your a** so furiously - you run out of toilet paper and you say, "OH SHIT !"

The Never Ending Shit
It's the shit that keeps running out of your a** like pee, and just when you start wiping your a** your stomach gargles and splash, more shit runs out. This always happens after eating at K.F.C. 

listening to Another Night - Real McCoy.


JaI. | 1:53 AM