Monday, July 12, 2004

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| | Cricket !

with asia cup round the corner, sachin is entering his 16th season in International cricket, that would mean that he has actually spent more than half his life donning the indian blue colours *phew*. That also means that i have spent those many years following his fortunes and seeing all his matches...literally.

While still on cricket, i am reminded of some of sidhus quips. Some on the top of my mind right now go...

• That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
  
• Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
  
• There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
  
• Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope. (hehehe..one of my favouritest, this was after ganguly ran out dravid)
  
• Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
  
• Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
  
• Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
  

Have i missed any ? One of the most entertaining commentators, Sidhu is now an MP - wonder what fun the other MP's might be having in parliament at his expense.

p.s. This is the start of a huge season for india - with natwest,ICC knockout, SA and Aus touring india et all. Hope we can maintain our unofficial "number 2" tag at the end of the season too.

pj of the day - A drunkard was brought to court.Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,"Order... order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Aah ... Finally - Thank you,your honour,I'll have a scotch and soda."

listening to With or without you - U2.
JaI. | 12:23 PM